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23 Adorable Pictures of Tuxedo Cats Outdressing Their Hoomans
Tuxedo cats look like they were born ready for a black-tie gala, already dressed in their finest evening wear. Their sleek black coats paired with crisp white bibs give the impression of natural elegance. It is as if they rolled out of bed, stretched, and instantly looked red-carpet ready while the rest of us are still fumbling with hairbrushes.
Put a bow tie on one and suddenly the transformation is complete. Your cat is no longer just a household pet but the James Bond of the living room. A red velvet or simple plaid bow tie turns every casual stretch into a suave pose. When he leaps across the couch, it is no longer playtime but a carefully choreographed action scene. Even a dramatic window stare becomes the plotting of his next secret mission.
Of course, tuxedo cats are not just about looks. Behind the fancy suit is a purrsonality that is part classy spy and part comedian. One moment they are gliding gracefully through the hallway and the next they are toppling water glasses with zero remorse. They carry the charm of 007 with the antics of a slapstick star, making them purrfectly unforgettable.
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‘Her boyfriend doesn’t live with us and technically should have no say': Roommate demands cat’s remo
In this fur-filled fiasco, one cat-loving tenant found herself caught in a hissterical standoff between her new feline friend and her roommate's sneezy boyfriend. Two weeks ago, she brought home the purrfect kitty. Sweet, cuddly, and totally unaware of impending drama. The roommate initially agreed to see how it goes in two weeks, but apparently meant exactly two weeks on the dot. Now, her boyfriend is claiming "severe" allergic reactions… even when he's not in the apartment. Sounds a little pawssuspicious.
This cat parent has gone above and beyond. Vacuuming, purifying, spritzing, and even buying allergy-reducing food that takes weeks to kick in. Meanwhile, the boyfriend refuses to try allergy meds, acting like Claritin is contraband. The roommate's demands for the cat's eviction have reached full catastrophe levels, but really, how much power does an off-site boyfriend have in a shared apartment?
In the end, it's a classic clash of roommates, boundaries, and one very adored cat caught in the middle. With patience and compromise, there's still hope for a peaceful paws treaty.
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Good Morning Meows of Cat Memes for Pet Owners Running on Coffee and Cuddles (October 7, 2025)
Who needs an alarm clock when you have a cat? I don't know about you, but I don't wake up to the beeping or buzzing of a phone, I wake up to my cat hopping on my bed, putting his paws on my face, nudging me with his head, and meowing in my ear. Some might call it unruly, but I call it adorable. And even though it may be hours before I need to wake up, it's the sentiment that he's so excited to be with me, get pets, and of course breakfast.
Cats have a special way of ruling everything, especially the morning. Whether they're inconsiderately knocking over your mug or curling up on your laptop keyboard while you're trying to work, their capricious chaos feels oddly comforting. They remind us that life isn't meant to be rushed, or taken too seriously. How can you have a bad day, cry from a breakup, or study for an exam while your cat is purring next to you. From nap time together, to watching him jump high up in the air while we play with shoelaces, he's my special little guy.
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21-year-old woman refuses to let roommate's kitten roam free in the home if owner isn't there, despi
When living with roommates, everything becomes a hassle, a chore, a conversation, and something to agree or disagree on. I used to live with roommates, but I'll never go back to that lifestyle. It's such a pain to have people eat your food, or move your things around, or play music loudly when you want to sleep. The list of issues that could arise with roommates is endless, and it's absolutely daunting. In the story here, the protagonist complains about a roommate who initially agreed to getting a cat, and then turned the tables when she actually went through with it.
The protagonist adopts a cat, and while both roommates initially agreed to it, one of them has decided to express her fear of cats after the fact. We always have 20/20 vision in hindsight. Now the protagonist is in a difficult situation, where she is trying to compromise with her roommate, but also let her new kitten have a nice life.
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Now That’s What I Call Cat: 26 Cute ‘If I Fits, I Sits’ Photos of Cat Children in Cardboard Boxes
There are many things that define our feline friends, but purrhaps more so than most is their obsession with sitting in places in which they barely fit, giving birth to the phrase 'If I fits, I sits". And while they do use their incredibly flexible forms to get themselves into some seriously squished places, their philosophy is much larger than just sitting where they be fitting.
For them, as long as a singular leg fits within the container it counts, and they will do whatever they can to balance the rest of their body around the object to make the sit count. So while you while away the hours at your desk we figured you might enjoy a little respite and purrhaps some inspiration for an in office challenge with this collection of silly cattos doing their best to fit into a range of cardboard boxes, all in the name of 'If I fits, I sits'.
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19 Silly Kitty Conundrums For When You Need a Smol Supply of Giggly Feline Funnies
You know, they say that taking many micro-breaks is actually better for purrroductivity than overworking, getting burnt out, and then taking really long, demotivating ones. At least, that's what we like to tell ourselves - it's like giving yourself mini rewards for completing tasks. But, they key point is that they have to be quick, no more than a few minutes. In today's world, there's not much you can do in a few minutes. Not much point in going for a walk when you have to wait a few minutes for the elevator to take you down to the street. And grabbing a snack is nice… until it's your fifth snack in a few hours.
That's why we think enjoying mini scrolls through some silly kitty conundrums is the purrfect mental break. It only takes a minute or two, gives you that dopamine rush from all the cute cats and their hissterical shenanigans, and they leave you feeling pawsitively satisfied and in a great mewd! So if your boss catches you scrolling through these feline funnies, just tell them that it's your way of staying purrfectly productive. We'll vouch for you.
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Woman befriends a stray cat, a few days later, she breaks into the woman's apartment and has 3 adora
We don't know if you know this yet, but cats… are little criminals. And one of their favorite crimes is breaking and entering. We have seen cats break into just about anywhere. If they put their minds to it, it will happen. We've seen cats break into science labs, probably to do research on how humans manage to open wet food cans without any claws. And we've seen cats break into Yankees games and send security on hilarious chases. We've even seen a cat break into a lawyer's swearing in ceremony, because apparently, the cat decided this human was not quite ready to enforce laws.
And of course, cats break into our homes all the time. Now, you can never know exactly why they are doing this. You can only theorize and speculate. In most cases, that is true. But not in this one. In this case, the reason for the cat breaking into this woman's bedroom was made very clear very, very quickly.
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Friendly cat shows up at man's sawmill and refuses to leave, bringing the macho man gifts of mice an
When cats use the cat distribution system, sometimes, they go for difficult targets. Sometimes, cats will adopt people who "hate cats" and work hard to change their minds. Other times, cats adopt people who never wanted a cat, never planned on getting one, even if they like cats. And sometimes, cats will adopt someone who already has cats, and so, it is up to them to not only warm up to the human but to the cats as well. Of course, it all works out in the end, and if you were chosen by a cat, then the cat will stay - they will make sure of it.
But it takes a while for some people to accept that they have been chosen, which… leads us to stories like these. Another case of the CDS at work - a cat showing up at a random person's sawmill and simply refusing to leave. Now, it seems that the man does not realize his fate is sealed yet, but it is, and sooner or later, he will find out about it.
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Teh cake is a lie!!1!
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21 Relatable Pictures of Moody Meowsters on a Monday
Cats may not have calendars, but if they did, you just know they'd loathe Mondays as much as the rest of us. Picture it: the alarm blares, hoomans groan, and the cat is rudely dragged from a blissful nap because someone insists on going to "work." Monday for a cat means fewer snacks on demand, less lap time, and way too much commotion. Naturally, their response is pure cattitude. Dramatic yawns, paws over eyes, and the ultimate flop pose that screams, "cancel your plans and stay in bed with me."
Cats embody Monday moods better than any meme. The slow, reluctant stretch across the carpet is the feline version of hitting snooze five times. The grumpy stare from a windowsill? That's the same look you give your inbox at 9 a.m. And when they bury themselves under blankets, tails flicking in protest, you can practically hear them meowing, "I didn't approve this schedule."
At the end of the day, cats remind us of a universal truth: Mondays are for naps, snacks, and minimal effort. We should just follow their lead.
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New cat owner couple argues over new cat's name, "Opossum," internet assures them that changing a ca
Our cat's names' do matter, as much as people say they don't. Sure, it's not like a person's name, or a dog, where they definitely won't respond to other names. A cat is a little more confused, and even I'm not sure my cat knows his name (but I'm pretty sure he does…). The point is that the name matters, but of course that doesn't mean one can't change it, like what happens to the couple in the story below.
They get a new cat together who already has the name Opossum. Personally, I think Opossum is an adorable name, but I guess it's not for everyone, or maybe it doesn't fit the cat. But the girlfriend in the story wants to change his name, and her boyfriend disagrees, arguing that it's cruel to change the cat's name after it's already been given the name. But read the full story below, and comment whether you think Opossum is a keeper, or going to be changed.
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‘He’s brought me so much joy already and follows me everywhere like a little shadow.”: A filthy, neg
There is no doubt that cat rescues can be dicey, sometimes it is because the cat themselves is a little bit of a menace and is unpredictable to the point where it might cause those around it harm. And other times it is because the cat is so tame and cuddly that you cannot be all to sure whether you are simply stealing someone's cat who went out for a walk and lost their collar.
This story is related to the latter type of cat albeit in a setting that you would not necessarily expect a cat to be cared for. More often than not, cohabiting young men are the perpetrators of catto neglect, not the saviors of cats from neglect. But this group of young people showed that there are indeed some well-mannered youths out there who will go above and beyond for the needs of a cat child.
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‘He’s right back to sleeping next to my mom and joining my dad in his home office during the day.’:
Cats sure are an interesting bunch. With personalities that vary widely and wondrously all the way from woefully worried and scared of every little thing in the world, to callously courageous to the point of stupidity.
The problem being that while your cat child might fit into a certain point along that spectrum, at a moment's notice they can jump to another point within that spectrum without you having the faintest idea how or why they made the move. And that is what the pawrents of this story's cat found out the hard way, when their long time indoor cat child made the leap to outdoor legend by leaping out of the boundaries of its home to discover the outside world. Little did it know that coyotes frequent the outside world near his home, but seeing that he was found months later, one might assume that he figured out a way to lead the coyotes without becoming their lunch.
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Spokane tenant rescues a stray cat, but landlord demands they rehome the baby or face a hefty feline
Unfurtunately for us, not everyone follows the rules of the Cat Distribution System. Some people are even unaware that it even exists! These people don't understand that these kitties are brought to us fur a reason and we must follow them or else face the wrath of Basement Cat.

You won't believe this, but the people who don't know about the Cat Distribution System also don't believe in Basement Cat - can you even imagine such a purrfectly clawful existence? Their lives must be missing some feline flair, but nevertheless, when they are your landlord, you can't go around preaching about the CDS when it comes to your no-pet lease.
After rescuing a stray cat and taking them in, one tenant from Spokane, Washington, is finding themselves in the middle of quite a cat-astrophic conundrum. Their landlord found out about their recently saved stray, and is only giving them one day to rehome the cat or face a hefty feline fine for breaking their no-pet contract. Through the power of the internet, they were able to find the sweet stray a home, and make them homeless no more. We would like to give this heartless landlord a piece of our minds, though!
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